A few quotes from my father of late:
"What are you, a bottomless pit?"
"You can't possibly eat all that."
"I'd go out there in the morning. That's what I'd do."
And countless instances of him going "You know who that is?", when we're wathing a TV show, and then lauching into a short biography of the person which I don't really give a shit about anyway, and me consequently missing, like, two minutes of important dialogue. Which is exactly why I watch TV shows alone now. Between him doing that, Taylor and his inane, irrelevant and altogether ignorant narratives, and my mother asking "What does that mean?", or "Who is he?" every five seconds, I can't really stand it.
Bloody effing HELL, Somebody hire me. You'd be saving a life, here.
Not that anybody gives a shit, really.
"What are you, a bottomless pit?"
"You can't possibly eat all that."
"I'd go out there in the morning. That's what I'd do."
And countless instances of him going "You know who that is?", when we're wathing a TV show, and then lauching into a short biography of the person which I don't really give a shit about anyway, and me consequently missing, like, two minutes of important dialogue. Which is exactly why I watch TV shows alone now. Between him doing that, Taylor and his inane, irrelevant and altogether ignorant narratives, and my mother asking "What does that mean?", or "Who is he?" every five seconds, I can't really stand it.
Bloody effing HELL, Somebody hire me. You'd be saving a life, here.
Not that anybody gives a shit, really.
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